Sunday, December 18, 2011

Wh*re of the Year




With year 2011 coming to an end it is good time to look back at the year and recognize people who achieved new lows across different facets of society. Since these are the people who redefined what nadir means, hence it would be an injustice to them if any word other "Wh*re of the year" is used to recognize their achievement. Without any delays I would start with the awards across different categories:-

Category 1: Politics
This category can have two winners, one would be critics choice, other would be popular choice:

Critics choice: A. Raja for his exemplary performance in 2G spectrum allocation
Close runners up: Suresh Kaldmadi - who made his mark at interntional stage through his stint in Common wealth games

However popular choice award will go to Mr. Kapil Sibbal - Nobody hogged more limelight then Mr.Sibbal who through his carefully crafted statements became the Wh*re of the year amongst politicians. This year number of jokes on Mr.Sibbal rivalled that of Santa/Banta and number of hate pages rivalled that of Ms. Rakhi Sawant, who incidently was disappointed for loosing her place of "most hated person" ,a feet achieved by featuring in multiple television shows.Mr. Sibbal surpassed her by only few of her statements, showing the caliber that he has.


Category 2: Sports
Category had many nominations from the pakistani cricket team, with Mohd. Asif leading the race for entire year, but last few weeks delt a big blow to Mr. Asif chances when out of nowhere Andrew Symonds swept everything away. Not only Symonds redefined what a new low for a cricketer can be but he also showed what a cricketer can be reduced to, if he fights with team management. Andrew Symonds not only played the role of Gabbar singh but also danced in artificial rain, on bollywood numbers in the show which is surely mother of all ridicules, Big Boss. Symonds surely has earned his position as Wh*re of the year in sports.

Category 3: Movies
In this category winner is King Khan, who achieved this feet while making his dream come true, dream being RA-One. Mr. Khan campaigned very hard all round the year and hence ensured through the promotion of Ra-One, that he is ridiculed in every household, across all ages (specially kids) and across all social classes. There has been rumours going round that Mr. Khan wants to retain his award for next year and hence is making a sequel to RA-One, which according to sources will reach new heights of agony. In his own words Mr.Khan claims that it will take indian cinema to another levels just like RA-One did this year.

Category 4: Business and Economics
Again the choice would unamious amongst everyone. Nobody did bigger harm to the position of IMF then Mr. Dominique Strauss Kahn (DSK). Who through his sexual advances on a maid of a New York hotel, showed that even Economists are capable of achieving lows in the field which is commonplace for public figures of all fields

There can be other categories as well and surely I would post them as and when they come to my mind.

3 comments:

Himanshu said...

awsm....m delighted :)

Nightcrawler said...

well another category viz. civil society could be added...and undoubtedly Ramdev's jumping and running stunt would certainly fetch him the title..though he would be closely followed if not equaled by Agnivesh (Bigg boss fame).

Uncommonness said...

Funny...I do not know if Vidya Balan would come into that..probably in category who achieved new high..